What the spring semester holds in store for the zodiac signs

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This article is for entertainment purposes only, no information in the article should be taken as fact or truth. 

Megan Serfontein, Copy Editor

Aquarius (January 20 to February 19): You are the most academically gifted of all the zodiacs. Congrats on that. Don’t sweat this semester; you will do great but remember to turn in your assignments on time. We don’t want a repeat of the last week before midterms again, do we?

Pisces (February 20 to March 20): Unfortunately this will not be your semester, but you can always try again next year! 

Aries (March 21 to April 19): You are stubborn and have a hard time accepting and learning from your mistakes, but you need to learn from your first semester mistakes (especially your tendency to lose your homework right before it’s due) to have a great second semester. 

Taurus (April 20 to May 20): Love you babes, but you will fail your AP exams. Sorry, don’t be mad. It’s just the way of the stars. Of course, it’s only a prediction; you can make your own way, trust in yourself, and hope for the best. 

Gemini (May 21 to June 20): As the most inquisitive of the zodiac signs, you have a hunger to learn. That’s wonderful and should be celebrated, but please, for the love of God, just stop asking so many questions during lessons. You don’t need to know every single detail of every single thing to ever exist. It’s driving your classmates crazy.  

Cancer (June 21 to July 22): You were born in the summer months, so your natural energy doesn’t focus on school, which honestly is iconic. Your ability to not care is absolutely impeccable and most enviable. Enjoy your second semester as best as you can and get ready for your months. 

Leo (July 23 to August 22): You have great taste but no one wants to hear about obscure indie films that they just need to watch or that “soul-changing” Sufjan Stevens album. Please channel your enthusiasm into your calculus homework instead. 

Virgo (August 23 to September 22): You are a great friend most of the time, but you are overly critical which is not at all cool, especially when working on group work. This semester make sure to be kinder to your peers, and who knows, maybe you will gain some new friends. It’s a win-win all around. 

Libra (September 23 to October 22): You are so amazing, but you need to get way more organized to ace your classes this year. Try buying a binder or a folder, but in all honesty, you will probably just keep throwing papers into your bag. At least figure out which crumpled paper is due when by adding reminders in your calendar. 

Scorpio (October 23 to November 22): You share a zodiac sign with the most presidents, which means you have a lot of special qualities. Such as wonderful leadership and the ability to get your way through manipulation and lying. You can definitely tap into those in a positive or negative way this semester. The choice is yours. 

Sagittarius (November 23 to December 21): You are always looking forward to your next adventure, which is great, but you do get distracted because of it. Make sure you remember that if you don’t focus on the current adventure (a.k.a. graduating), there will not be a next adventure. And do you really want another year of hearing how great of a day it is to be titan? 

Capricorn (December 22 to January 19): You are so kind-hearted and warm-spirited. You can make friends with anyone, even the roaches. You make sure to never step on them, which is so nice, but please stop feeding them—no one loves them as much as you.